It’s Sunday morning

See you in church!

Wait… aren’t you guys supposed to be the feminists?

LOL! It just looks like they didn’t photo shop the photo [of Bachmann on Newsweek] which is bad for her as a conservative woman because the only way a conservative woman can make it to the big time it to be attractive. This photo has killed all of the wingnut’s boners, so in other words she’s toast.

moderatelyradicalliberal, Little Green Footballs

Yes you are

Today Texas Governor Rick Perry held his prayer rally “The Response,” with a panoply of the most insane, bigoted, and outright racist fundamental Christian leaders imploring their God to help them turn America into a repressive theocracy.

No, I’m not exaggerating.

Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs

Next, let’s call muggers ‘undocumented community organizers’

Making it illegal to cross made up lines on a map is a stupid practice. I hate the term “illegal” as if anyone has the right to say someone else is wrong for merely existing. The term should be “undocumented”. It’s far more appropriate and more accurately descriptive. I have worked alongside undocumented workers and you know what they find jobs and buy goods and services which help increase demand (something sorely lacking in today’s economy). Imagine living in fear that one day you’ll get pulled over for speeding or cited for jaywalking and get deported. Especially if you moved here as a small child. You’re no more hispanic than me and my family has been here since the 1770s. You’d end up in a country you know nothing about that you may have never been to while the rest of your family remains in the states. That’s a pretty horrifying existence if you ask me, yet they still choose to live here. you have to respect it. I’ve sacrificed nothing to live in the states and given the choice I’d probably be a citizen of a European country with better health care and better general access to services.

ModernPrimitive01, fark.com

Sometimes liberals forget that their guy is in office right now

“[I] want to focus on one particular suggestion you had about using the wonderful digital tools that are newly available for the reinvigoration of democracy,” Gore said. “Now, they have been around for a while, but they are spreading far and wide and more people are getting involved. We need to have an American spring — you know, the Arab spring. The non-violent part of it isn’t finished yet, but we need to have an American spring, a kind of an American non-violent change where people on the grassroots get involved again. Not the, you know, not in the Tea Party-style.”

Al “I created the Internet” Gore, Daily Caller

Libertarians love two things: money and freedom. Wait, and guns. Money, freedom, and guns. And the works of Ayn Rand. Wait, let’s start over…

Libertarians do not understand that people do things for a myriad of reasons, being compensated and making a living being only one of those reasons. Because Libertarians love only one thing: money. They do things for no other reason.

Reminds me of when I was going to college in Augsburg’s Weekend College program. Most of the adults there were going for a business degree while I went for computer science. I couldn’t help but think how sad it was that these people have no interest in anything. No interest in inventing something. No interest in producing something. All they care about is squeezing a profit out of what someone else does.

gex, Pharyngula

I don’t know what’s sadder: that some women think this way, or that some men agree with them

Is preventing violent assault or murder part of your daily routine, rather than merely something you do when you venture into war zones? Because, for women, it is. When I go on a date, I always leave the man’s full name and contact information written next to my computer monitor. This is so the cops can find my body if I go missing. My best friend will call or e-mail me the next morning, and I must answer that call or e-mail before noon-ish, or she begins to worry. If she doesn’t hear from me by three or so, she’ll call the police. My activities after dark are curtailed. Unless I am in a densely-occupied, well-lit space, I won’t go out alone. Even then, I prefer to have a friend or two, or my dogs, with me. Do you follow rules like these?

So when you, a stranger, approach me, I have to ask myself: Will this man rape me?

Phaedra Starling, Shapely Prose

Rioting: you’re doing it… well, you’re doing it right, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT

This is the uprising of the working class. We’re redistributing the wealth.

London rioter Bryn  Phillips, The Knickerbocker Ledger

I submitted this to Webster’s Dictionary as the definition for ‘irony’

“The model of media manipulation used [with tobacco], Gore said, “was transported whole cloth into the climate debate. And some of the exact same people — I can go down a list of their names — are involved in this. And so what do they do? They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!” Gore exclaimed.

“When you go and talk to any audience about climate, you hear them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again,” he continued. “There’s no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. People have no idea! … It’s no longer acceptable in mixed company, meaning bipartisan company, to use the goddamn word climate. It is not acceptable. They have polluted it to the point where we cannot possibly come to an agreement on it.”

Gore lamented the diminished role that reason and fact-based analysis play in modern U.S. politics.

Al “I Invented the Internet” Gore, Colorado Independent

Despite your best efforts, Mr. President, this remains true

Markets will rise and fall, but this is the United States of America. No matter what some agency may say, we have always been and always will be a triple-A country.

Barack Obama, Reuters