What is boring is most forms of xianity. The bible is boring, a kludgy multi-author text written millennia ago that has little relevance to the modern world and nothing much worth paying attention to.

“Thou shalt not seethe a kid in it’s mother’s milk.” C’mon, who these days, kills goats and boils them in milk? Meat comes from a store in styrofoam trays wrapped in transparent plastic film and ends up being barbecued in the summer.

Listening to the vaguely humanoid toads who preach in churches is really boring. Same old babbling idiocy every Sunday when you could be out shopping, hanging out with family and friends, or doing something fun at the beach.

Raven, Pharyngula

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